Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Wanted Poster


Wanted Dead or Alive


MY FREE TIME


Aliases: Me time, leisure time, naptime, shower time, curled-up-with-a-book-time, down time, shopping time, occasional-spa-time, wasting time, killing time, vegging time


Last seen: Heading south of the border with partner in crime, “My Spare Cash”


Reward: Am short on cash (see above), but am willing to clean, vacuum or fold laundry for whomever apprehends suspect. After all, if caught I will have the time.


Wanted for: Cruel abandonment and petty theft (see above)


Description: Has that "just back from the islands" pre-kids glow, drink in hand, looking for the next party


Watch out ladies everywhere! You could be next. Crime usually occurs shortly after storky visit.


Not armed, not dangerous…but certainly wanted….NOW!
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1 comment:

Karen said...

This made me laugh!! :)

September 1, 2011 at 11:23 AM

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