Wanted Dead or Alive
MY FREE TIME
Aliases: Me time, leisure time, naptime, shower time, curled-up-with-a-book-time, down time, shopping time, occasional-spa-time, wasting time, killing time, vegging time
Reward: Am short on cash (see above), but am willing to clean, vacuum or fold laundry for whomever apprehends suspect. After all, if caught I will have the time.
Wanted for: Cruel abandonment and petty theft (see above)
Description: Has that "just back from the islands" pre-kids glow, drink in hand, looking for the next party
Watch out ladies everywhere! You could be next. Crime usually occurs shortly after storky visit.