Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Make Up Tips
Can someone please explain to my why every makeup company in the world is still producing blue eye shadow? Blue eye shadow has ALWAYS been tacky. It was never popular. It was typically only used by prostitutes or Halloween costumes (most of which are prostitute costumes).
I wanted to make a type of flow chart or meme.....but that sounded like a lot of work. So, instead I decided to go with a simple list of people who can actually pull off this bold look, at any time.
People who can pull off blue eye shadow are as follows:
-Tammy Faye Baker (or really, just anyone named Tammy for that matter)
-Tim Currey in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
- The clown from Stephen King's "It"
-Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"
-People who work at or frequent Shoppers Drug Mart
-The cast of "Steel Magnolias"
If you do not find your name on this very short list, then you should NOT be wearing blue eye shadow. I hope this has helped.
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