Wednesday, October 20, 2010

How to Make the World a Better Place

I’m sure we all wish there was world peace, no famine, cures for the worst of diseases. You know, that pageant queen answers. The big wishes are obvious and universal. Today I’m just after a few subtle changes to the way the world works. That’s all I’m asking for. Ya know, to make my life easier, cause it’s all about me.

I wish Tim Hortons delivered. I would have a standing mint hot smoothie order.

I wish cars were bendy. Wouldn’t it be easier to park? Then I could squeeze my giant van anywhere!

I wish homework was banned on weekends. Just sayin.

I wish toilets were self cleaning.

I wish new boots were already broken in when you bought them. Feet hurty.

I wish cell phones bounced.

That is all. For today anyway.

What little things would you wish for?

4 comments:

DeeMomof6 said...

Sometimes it is scary how much we think alike because I was wishing for most of those things too, but included were, that cars fixed themselves so I never would have to worry about it breaking down and the only time I would need to get a new one is because I wanted to.

SongbirdMama said...

Dee, I think that is why we always got along so well. LOL

Allison @ Allie Browns Layouts said...

Ditto to everything you said. Good ideas! I wouldn't be so paranoid about my phone if it bounced.

The Samples Sampler said...

I wish Tim Hortons was in Texas! And I would love a cell phone that bounced...could you invent one please? Thanks!