1. Who chose that outfit for you this morning? Were you drunk? Do you have a mental deficiency?
2. What is this guys name? I can't just keep calling him "Eyebrows" in my head forever.
3. I swear if you say "Aaaaaallllrighty then" one more time, I'm going to punch you in the nads.
4. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
5. Go away, go away, go away
6. Shut up, shut up, shhhuuuuuut uuuuuupppppp!!!!
7. This man has the largest head I've ever seen. How does his neck not snap?
8. What color is chartreuse?
9. What wrong turn did I take in my life, that I find myself here, at this moment, right now, listening to this moron drone on and on?
10. Does the fact that I have a wonky sciatic nerve mean I'm getting old?
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I think #4, 5 and 6 all the time when people are talking me! Glad to know I'm not the only one!
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