* You have 2 laundry piles -- dark, and underwear
*You spend hours watching tractors and machines on the Learning Channel
*Wrestling is a typical after-dinner activity
*Your home resembles an ammo depot -- in small scale plastic, of course
*Your couch cushions are off more than on
*You can mark the 4 seaons by the debris on your kitchen floor: mud (Spring), sand (Summer), leaves (Autumn) and slush (Winter)
Care to add to my list??