Sunday, July 7, 2013

An ode to my not-so-beach body

Yeah, me and bathing suits are probably going to have to break up.  At least until I lose a few pounds.

Swimsuit season is now in sight,
But seeing me in one -- oh man, what a fright.
My butt's a sedan,
Maybe I should go tan.......
Or is cottage cheese meant to be white?


1 comment:

Your Mama said...

hahahahahahaaha I hear ya! But you will always be BEAUTIFUL to me!