Yeah, me and bathing suits are probably going to have to break up. At least until I lose a few pounds.
Swimsuit season is now in sight,
But seeing me in one -- oh man, what a fright.
My butt's a sedan,
Maybe I should go tan.......
Or is cottage cheese meant to be white?
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hahahahahahaaha I hear ya! But you will always be BEAUTIFUL to me!
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