One of my friends sent me this website where you can upload your picture and it’ll show you what you’re gonna look like in 20 years and you totally shouldn’t do it because first of all I don’t think they take the ready availability of plastic surgery into account, and secondly? I’m pretty sure they just assume I’m not going to live that long and so instead they’ve decided to show me what I’ll look like after the zombie apocalypse.
The website also gives you the option of seeing you how you’d look if you’d spent the next 20 years as a drug addict. For real. I kid you not, it was freaky looking. But it was cool showing my kids what they would "look like" if they ever did drugs. I think it kind of scared them straight.
Also, Ross just told me that he wants a divorce because now he thinks that I’m not going to age well and I pointed out that the software doesn’t even recognize his face as being human so maybe he should stop being so damn judgmental and concentrate on how we’re going to get Ryker into an arranged marriage now while he’s still adorable. Then he made me get out of the office. Thanks a lot YouandAndyRooneyHadaBaby.com. You have ruined my marriage.