~ "Let me hold your purse while you try that on."
~"I'll give the kids a bath tonight."
~"I can't WAIT to get started on these projects you have for me around the house!
~"Here, hand me the camera and let me take some pictures of you and the kids."
~"Julianne Hough from Dancing with the Stars isn't my type at all."
~ "While I'm up, can I get you anything."
~"What? Oh, the laundry? I already took it out of the dryer, folded it, and put everything away."
~ "You should go shopping."
~"I hate budgets."
~ "Here honey, you handle the remote control tonight."
~"You're right. And I'm wrong. Sorry, babe."