The Humbling

Once upon a time I had some lofty dreams…

I planned to travel the world,have a huge house,be a published (and moderately famous) author,

shop couture in France every so often,

always eat fabulously,

not to mention stay in such great physical shape I could be a secret ninja spy (if I so chose),

all with a great family.

You know, the usual.

Now…

I’d really love some quality bathroom time alone.