Once upon a time I had some lofty dreams…
I planned to travel the world,have a huge house,be a published (and moderately famous) author,
shop couture in France every so often,
always eat fabulously,
not to mention stay in such great physical shape I could be a secret ninja spy (if I so chose),
all with a great family.
You know, the usual.
I’d really love some quality bathroom time alone.