Thirteen Things I've Been Wondering Lately...
1. I wonder how clams reproduce.
2. I wonder if I will live long enough to see humans be able to teleport (thanks Star Trek)
3. I wonder why disgusted is a word, but gusted isn't.
4. I wonder if the other personalities living inside me are secretly plotting to kill me off.
5. Then I wonder why no one has every attempted to assassinate Barney.
6. And then I wonder what Chuck Norris thinks of all the "jokes" made in his honor.
7. I wonder what life is like on Pluto now.
8. I wonder why I didn't get the eat-all-the-chocolate-you-want-and-never-get-fat gene.
9. I wonder if Marx's tomb is considered a communist plot.
10. I wonder why the plural of goose is geese.....but the plural of moose is not meese
11. I wonder if Helen Keller can recall memories from before she learned a language.
12. I wonder if there is another word for synonym.
13. I wonder if anyone reads this blog.
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2 comments:
I never thought about calms reproducing, but I think I will google it. Also, I want to live long enough for some to invent the food generator that they used on Star Trek. You know, where you just tell a computer what you want to eat, and it appears! How sweet would that be? Thanksgiving dinner in 30 seconds or less!
#9 cracked me up!!! you witty girl
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