Thursday Thirteen

13 things I would say to the computer if the USS Enterprise’s Holodeck was available at my work:

1) Computer…begin new program, label: Outta Here...

2) Computer…change office location to a Paris bistro in the Latin Quarter...

3) Computer…change this water cooler into a calorie free Dr. Pepper dispenser

4) Computer…change my outfit to the sassy number Kate Winslet wore in Titanic... no, no, the black and red beaded one that almost killed her…yeah, that one...

5) Ugh...gee...Computer…make me 10 pounds thinner…and now, the dress a size smaller… better, much better...

6) Computer…replace the sound of my computer fan whirring with...hmm, let me think…with U2 singing Joshua Tree songs…Oh yeah!

7) Computer… please make Bono 10 years younger…thanka you very much!

8) Computer…make pop and chips good for my health...

9) Computer…load the Einstein holograph to my right and the Bertrand Russell holograph to my left…that should make for some stimulating conversation!

10) Huh?...crap…Computer…make my IQ higher…higher…higher…okay, yeah, now I get what they’re saying...

11) Computer…a pen and paper please…I need to write this stuff down...

12) Let me see…let me see…what else…Computer…a nutella crepe would be lovely right about now...

13) Hmmph…hmmmph…Computer…end program…load previously recorded program, Saturday morning at home with hubby and kids…